Epic Fail

Shit. There is no excuse in a writer's realm for not writing. I promised you, my readers (all 1/2 of you) new content last week. Epic fail! Here's my rationalization for not writing: work, kids, Xmas shopping, masturbation, and Tumblr. Not particularly in that order.

Speaking of Tumblr, while you wait for me to get off my ass, check out what it looks like on the inside of my head: www.braggingwritespix.tumblr.com

Follow me there. So far I've matched the number of followers I have here. Fuck!

Coming Up This Week...

Ok, so for the reincarnation of "Bragging Writes", the first focused pieces will be a two-part work I've been working on for about 2 years now. "Bragging Rights" is a tell all of the underground world of exotic male dancing. It will include distorted memories as my experience as a schlong slinger, along with perhaps-real tales of my... endeavors. Intended to become my first self-published novel, it was the motivation behind my first WGA registered feature screenplay, "Sugar Mamas". Be looking for updates in the coming days.

Let's shake it baby!

The Ass is Back... A Note From the Author

Hey! Don't know who I'm talking to because I'm sure no one has ever really read this awesome blog. Even those of you I asked to support me (thanks, Mom).

That's fine, though. The pathetic shit below was all crap I wrote when I thought I was a writer, lacked any formal writing training, education, or experience, and when I thought cursing in my material was my creative right. Now I'm back and savvier, and with a vengeance... ok, I really just wanna show off my skills and the cool shit that has been my life up to this point.

From memoir stories to excerpts of some of my works in progress, I promise to try my best to entertain you at my expense. Allow me to be your jester. And if my shit sucks, or if you just feel like being a dick, let me know by commenting on posts.

Now just sit back, relax, and if you're on a laptop, use this blog for reading material when you're dropping a deuce...


-O.R.